Not a lot to write about today. We haven’t seen land for 3 days however will
arrive in Nicaragua
tomorrow. The humidity is shocking to
the point that if you want to take a photo outside off the balcony, you have to
have the camera outside for a little while to adjust to the humidity. The lens keeps fogging up over and over. Not that there is much to photograph, however
I do not need a subject. I will
photograph anything. My current
challenge is to see how many walking frames I can get in one shot without it coming
to the attention of the owners of said walking frames.
So today I will mention 3 things:
Firstly, I would like to give a shout out to our stateroom
steward “Wilfredo” aka “Wil”. He is
Philippino and is the hardest working person on this ship. He seriously is a physic ninja. If we want him, we press a button, and he is
at our door before we our finger has left the button. Nothing is too much trouble and he is
constantly working. I can’t figure out
why he brushes the carpet outside our door on top of vacuuming it though. I might ask him on the last day. He deserves a big tip that’s for sure.
Second, what the hell is the go with the beavers up on deck
14? Really ladies…..bikinis and one
pieces if you must, but grab a razor and kill those beasts! Or grab a tube of
Nair! Both if you need to! Holy Mother of God! Get Pops to play pick the wrinkle if need
be….just get those things in control or tuck them up into your “depends” before
settling back into those banana lounges and airing your v-jayjays.
Third, we went to another stage show tonight called “Do You
Wanna Dance” starring the Island Princess misfits….I mean dancers. There is nothing more than I can add to their
“Piano Man” show the other night (except that we were again not allowed to take
photos or video….although I now know that this is so that we cannot expose them
for the absolute shockers that they are!) except that I have still not worked
out if the dark-skinned vocalist is a lady boy or woman yet, and that it was
nowhere near as funny to watch without the tequila! I therefore revoke my previous promise to lay
off the grog if attending another one of their shows!
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